The Lazy-Ass Guide
		(to the Brazilian Kiss-Hello)
	The Rules
	Rule 1:	Rules are for Suckers
	Rule 2:	Unmarried Girl: 3 times
		Married Girl: 2 times
	Rule 3:	Caveat Boyfriendo
	The Kisses
	Cousin Kiss:	Cheek & Hug
		Handful? Lean-in Onesie
	Girl-on-Girl:	You = Young? 3x
		You = Young & Lazy? 2x
		You = Old Friend? Onesie + Hugsie
	Holy Moly:	STAY AWAY FROM THE LIPS!
	ProKiss:	Follow the Leader: Double Dab’ll Do Ya
	Goodbye:	Single + The Hugger
		Make it Count, Casanova!